Tal-Blaiser

So sorry if I have to take down my last deviation as it is a pencil copy from an original CG illustrations, the original artist requested it, so no problem at all... ... ... too bad if ya missed it

_{If interested, here is the  tal-blaiser.deviantart.com/jou…}


COMPLETING:

<sub>1. - AlAlhazred  - Working'
2. - AlAlhazred  - Waiting.


* some of my illustration are NFSW so you'll find them on my "Hentai Foundry" gallery, DA doesn't allow direct link,</sub> So Here is my Live journal page tal-blaiser.livejournal.com/20… you'll find the link there.


<sub>Thank you all for visiting.  

Tal Blaiser.</sub>

So I decided to have a formal lessons on the violin, and this is how our conversation goes on our first meeting with my instructor...

Instructor: Do you have any background in music?
Me: I learned the piano when I was young.
Instructor: The piano? That's great! what made you change your mind for taking violin instead? Don't you want to pursue the piano?
Me: Who me? Nah! piano are for girls and gays.
Instructor: What do you mean?
Me: Can't you see it has 88 black & white pricks sticking out? what am I supposed to do with it? press my fingers on it eeewwww...
Instructor: And the violin?
Me: now that is a manly instruments, just looking at the shape, you can certainly tell it's a woman! it's like playing barbie & bratz dolls.
Instructor:  !?!?!?!?!? hohummm Right! shall we begin our lesson,  this is the bow and this is the proper way to grip it and....
Me: HOLD IT! Oh God! please NO!!! can we skip the bow gripping part!


<sub>*  a violin has a much longer prick than a piano could ever had , Guaranteed to make you suffer lolz! and that conversation never really took place

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Also, if I failed before, maybe this time I will try to fulfill it now.

LIST OF WORK

Mizer - Art Trade


Eh!? Well they'll just have to remind me.

TiltedHaloPs44
Illenora
Omina
humjack
Hankiebeer</sub>

<sub>"The only way to find the right violin for you is to play as many as you can... Find the right mistress"

My old Höfner, such a fine jewel... warm,deep and dark sonority, but beneath those qualities lies a dark cold-hearted bitch who loves to bang her would-be suitors with a 10 feet pole for every single mistake they make.

Alas, such is the way of a musician, it is they who adapt to their instrument and not the other way around.

But then, While I was submitting my projects at the QC[quality control] a package arrived, it look like a baby's coffin but I knew at first glance that it is a violin, one of the staff had ordered a handcrafted "Stradivari" copy from China, Pft! I said to myself, even if it is a strad copy, it is still China made, nothing beats Germany's fine jewels bawww!

She can't wait to get home, she popped the violin out of it box and started playing, and God! the sound is hideous! she is playing some nursery rhyme tune but she is making scrungy & screeching noises. then she looked at her violin in dismay, she felt she have been duped out of her money... it cost her 1000USD + shipping and it sounded like a cheap chinese cremona.

I felt pity, so to cheer her up a little I asked if I may try her violin. I just played "Run away" from the Corrs, and BAMMM! away goes my sanity, I certainly can feel the violin is screaming at me "We are meant for each other, Marry me!" ah so forgiving and always rewarding, the two of us are so compatible, by the time I finished playing, our QC is about to burst and runs for the bathroom, Damn! she creamed her panties He he he, I wasn't expecting that she was a big fan of the Corrs, and it is quite a shock to them, nobody in the office knew that I could play the violin

Now comes the biggest problem, I want this violin for myself, I offered her cash up front with a 50% addition of the original price[for later], but she wanted to give the violin another try to see if it'll workout for her, and will be selling it to me if she wasn't successful. God for how long? or will I be able to get it someday? I still don't trust Chinese made violin to gamble huge amounts on them.

Now I am back with my old mistress... where is my vaseline?

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Also, if I failed before, maybe this time I will try to fulfill it now.

LIST OF WORK

Mizer - Art Trade


Eh!? Well they'll just have to remind me.

TiltedHaloPs44
Illenora
Omina
humjack
Hankiebeer</sub>

Socrates: They chose you?! But I'm better than you!
I went to art college and studied the true ways of art!

Plato: And it's people like me, the reason why true artists like you go starving!

Conclusion: Who is the real winner?

Enough nonsense.
I'm going to give out free art to the person who screen caps my 300k pageview here in dA.
That should be enough time for me to give out art I owe her.

For the kiriban winner, it would be a nude. If you're looking for wholesome art, forget it!!! This is dA, the place for nekkid girls gone wild.
Oh, one last thing:
People who don't know how to screencap need not apply! kekekeke!